Name: |
Baron Ludwig Francis Von Klampf |
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Aliases |
Tito McFlurry, Francis Davidson, DJ Nutz, Cletus McIntosh, Lawrence Calrissian |
Age: |
23 |
Eyes: |
Brown |
Hair: |
Brownish/red |
Height: |
6'3" |
Weight |
220lbs (approx) |
History: |
in the early late 70s, program "Projekt rot
barone" (or Project Red Baron after German WWI war hero Manfred Freiherr von
Richthofen) was formed in East Germany to create a group of "super spies." The
KGB took children of the highest aptitudes and physical genetic conditions and raised
them to be highly trained killers in multiple forms of combat and espionage. Only
the strongest, smartest, and most agile would advance and survive. In the late 80s
when Communism left East Germany, and Germany was reunited, the project was moved
to the USSR. When the USSR eventually collapsed, there were some in the Russian
government who tried to keep the project alive in hopes of a return to the old ways.
Eventually most of the children escaped and defected to either the US or Europe
(however a few still remain in training in China and the former Soviet Union). Baron
Ludwig Von Klampf (or Baron Von K as he likes to be called) was one of the ones who
escaped to the USA and is currently employed by the US government. |
Hobbies: |
Music (mostly Metal, but Classic rock,
Classical, Jazz and Blues are good as well), Women, Drinking (Beer is good),
Fishing, Hunting, Working out, Reading, Solving complex mathematical and physics
equations |
Accomplishments: |
Still classified, but he is believed to be responsible for the capture of many al Queda agents and the direct overthrow of the Taliban and Slobidan Milosovich. |
Kills: |
estimates in the 100s |
Music: |
mostly heavy metal, likes some classic rock, classical, jazz and blues too. |
Favorite bands: |
Judas Priest, Queensryce, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Dio,
Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Last Crack, Mind Over Four, Cynic, Spiral Architect, Death,
Sanctuary, Psychotic Waltz, Winter's Bane, Testament, Forbidden. |
Distinguishing markings: |
Above average height, slight scar on chin, stretch marks on armpit area, indentation on spinal column, mole on neck. |
Ethnic Background: |
German (of course), Irish, Swedish, English, Scottish and French |
Notes: |
He is very charming and suave, but do not let that fool you, he is
considered extremely dangerous and is wanted by the leaders of most crime syndicates and
oppressive regimes for his covert actions. |
The Many faces of The Baron: |
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This is from an assignment in Florida. He is enjoying a cold one and giving the
hand-signal that the area is clear for annihilation (under cover and disguised as a
Floridian) |
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Not ready for annihilation |
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3 children of the Baron program, from left to right: Baron Ludwig Von Klampf,
Baron Godfrey Exham and Baron Cornelius Von Wei�brot (it is rumored that Baron Von Klampf
and Baron Von Wei�brot are indeed related by blood) |
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Caught in a rare photo at a security camera sting on a covert operation. Knowing
it was there, he smiled as he passed it. |
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This was from when The Baron had to go undercover in the world of white rap. |
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More from his undercover work in the world of white rap. On the phone with his handler. |
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This one was from a job undercover in the hills of West Virginia. |
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Thanks to his vanity, The Baron could not resist having his photograph taken underneath this road sign. Not a wise move for a man trying to avoid recognition. |
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Baron Von K on the left and Baron Von Wei�brot on the right. Prior to entry into the program. |
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